Jay Quote #378
Quote from Jay in Lifetime Supply
Jay: Gloria said he was sick.
Claire: No. He went to the doctor, he had some tests. The doctor called. That's it.
Gloria: Plus today he run out of his lifetime supply of razors.
Manny: That's a sign.
Jay: This is a lot of hocus-pocus! I can't believe I bought a coffee cake over this!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Lifetime Supply’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Gloria: That's the problem with Americans. They expect all of us to know their language, but they don't even make the effort to learn ours.
Walt: Win a war sometime. Then we'll start talking like you.
Luke: Ha. So wrong.
Quote from Javier
Javier: Look into his eyes. I don't care what the doctor says. I give him six months.
Quote from Haley
Gloria: Hola, Haley.
Haley: Hi, Gloria. Thanks for coming over.
Gloria: En espanol, por favor.
Haley: Uh, hola, Gloria. Gracias for coming over.
Gloria: No, the whole thing.
Haley: I don't know the whole thing. Why do I even need to learn Spanish? I live in California. I'm never gonna use it.