Jay Quote #373

Quote from Jay in Lifetime Supply

Manny: Maybe I should bet on your horse.
Jay: Are you kidding me? These aren't just words. They give you all this information, so you can make an informed decision - and beat the odds.
Javier: Yes, of course, and this is why everybody with a racing form is rich. Now come on. It's time to place our bets. What's it gonna be, Manny?
Manny: $2 on my hometown. You really think he's going to win?
Javier: Well, I only know what he tells me with his eyes. Don't ask me why, but maybe in some previous life, I was a horse.
Jay: Or part of a horse.


 ‘Lifetime Supply’ Quotes

Quote from Luke

Gloria: That's the problem with Americans. They expect all of us to know their language, but they don't even make the effort to learn ours.
Walt: Win a war sometime. Then we'll start talking like you.
Luke: Ha. So wrong.

Quote from Javier

Javier: Look into his eyes. I don't care what the doctor says. I give him six months.

 Jay Pritchett Quotes

Quote from Kids These Days

Jay: I hate losing to a team with a Viking mascot. Hey, you died out and became Swedes! Hip-hip-hooray for socialism and seasonal depression!

Quote from Bringing Up Baby

Cameron: It's a French Canadian delicacy called poutine.
Jay: Mm. Well, it looks like vomit, so I'm not pou-ting it in my mouth.