Jay Quote #373
Quote from Jay in Lifetime Supply
Manny: Maybe I should bet on your horse.
Jay: Are you kidding me? These aren't just words. They give you all this information, so you can make an informed decision - and beat the odds.
Javier: Yes, of course, and this is why everybody with a racing form is rich. Now come on. It's time to place our bets. What's it gonna be, Manny?
Manny: $2 on my hometown. You really think he's going to win?
Javier: Well, I only know what he tells me with his eyes. Don't ask me why, but maybe in some previous life, I was a horse.
Jay: Or part of a horse.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Lifetime Supply’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Gloria: That's the problem with Americans. They expect all of us to know their language, but they don't even make the effort to learn ours.
Walt: Win a war sometime. Then we'll start talking like you.
Luke: Ha. So wrong.
Quote from Javier
Javier: Look into his eyes. I don't care what the doctor says. I give him six months.
Quote from Haley
Gloria: Hola, Haley.
Haley: Hi, Gloria. Thanks for coming over.
Gloria: En espanol, por favor.
Haley: Uh, hola, Gloria. Gracias for coming over.
Gloria: No, the whole thing.
Haley: I don't know the whole thing. Why do I even need to learn Spanish? I live in California. I'm never gonna use it.