Jay Quote #370

Quote from Jay in Lifetime Supply

Jay: Darn it! I'm trying to send an e-mail. This mouse keeps sticking. [Gloria gasps] Pretty big reaction. It's 10 bucks, tops.
Gloria: You just reminded me about my dream last night. I was in the middle of a meadow, coming down a staircase, then suddenly a black mouse showed up. He stopped, stared at me in the eyes, and opened his little mouth.
Jay: What did it say?
Gloria: What did he say, Jay? He was a mouse. They don't know how to talk.
Jay: Now you're playing logic police? You're standing on a staircase in a meadow?
Gloria: In my country, when somebody dreams about a black mouse, it means that something bad is going to happen!
Jay: Ah, don't worry about it. I dreamt about a lucky blue cow. We're good to go.


 ‘Lifetime Supply’ Quotes

Quote from Luke

Gloria: That's the problem with Americans. They expect all of us to know their language, but they don't even make the effort to learn ours.
Walt: Win a war sometime. Then we'll start talking like you.
Luke: Ha. So wrong.

Quote from Javier

Javier: Look into his eyes. I don't care what the doctor says. I give him six months.

Quote from Haley

Gloria: Hola, Haley.
Haley: Hi, Gloria. Thanks for coming over.
Gloria: En espanol, por favor.
Haley: Uh, hola, Gloria. Gracias for coming over.
Gloria: No, the whole thing.
Haley: I don't know the whole thing. Why do I even need to learn Spanish? I live in California. I'm never gonna use it.