Jay Quote #364
Quote from Jay in Express Christmas
Mitchell: Um, Gloria, it's up in your attic. Would you get it?
Gloria: Ay, no! Not the attic! it's dirty, and there are spiders.
Mitchell: Oh, but it really won't be Christmas without it.
Jay: It won't be Christmas with it. It's December 16th.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Express Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Luke!
Luke: At what?
Gloria: What do you mean, "at what"? I said "Luke."
Luke: I am looking.
Gloria: I know you are. Stay on the beams. Maybe it's here. [uncovers Barkley] Ay, dios mio! El diablo! It's back!
Quote from Haley
Haley: Uh, I have a party tonight. You promised I could go if I got a "B" on my test. I studied. I read stuff. What was the point of all that?
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Look where you're going!
Luke: To open more boxes. Oh, you said "look where you're going, " didn't you?
Gloria: Yes.
Luke: Every time you say "Luke, " I think you're saying "look."
Gloria: I don't hear the difference.
Luke: It's not that hard. One is my name.
Gloria: Juan is not your name! Stop kidding around and look, Luke! Ay, I get it. "Look" sounds like "Luke."
Luke: Yes. Thank God. I've been carrying that one around for three years.