Claire Quote #220
Quote from Claire in Treehouse
Claire: Yep. This is it.
Haley: This is what?
Claire: This. I-I can't do this. I can't get out of the car. I'm sorry. I'm too embarrassed.
Haley: Would you just tell me what's going on?
Claire: Okay. I-I want you to go read what's carved in that tree.
Haley: Mom, you're freaking me out.
Claire: Just do it. Do it, Haley.
[Haley gets out of the car and walks over to the tree]
Claire: Have fun getting home! There's your obstacle!
Haley: What?! Are you kidding me?!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Treehouse’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Phil: No, don't go! I'm doing this for you!
Luke: Are you, dad? Are you?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: The kid made me think with that one. Who was I really doing this for?
[aside to camera:]
Luke: Sometimes I just say, "Are you, dad? Are you?" because he gets real quiet and doesn't notice when I walk away.
Quote from Jay
Manny: What's up, big guy?
Jay: How hard is it to learn this salsa dancing stuff?
Manny: Not hard at all. It's about tapping into your emotion, your passion, and your inner fire.
Jay: Crap!
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I stink at dancing. First dance at our wedding, Gloria was all graceful and gorgeous, and I was all big and clunky. Like that scene from "Beauty and the Beast." Actually, that was the song. Manny picked it. He didn't like me back then.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] If she were a hot guy, I would never have been that smooth. It's ironic. Like the Gift of the Vagi.