Gloria Quote #200
Quote from Gloria in Treehouse
Jay: Wait a second. You're going dancing with Shorty and Darlene?
Gloria: Yes, because even though he's old like you, he still likes to have fun.
Jay: We like to have fun. Last week I took you to dinner, went to the boat show, got some sherbet?
Gloria: And we were home by 8:30 with no boat.
Jay: What do you want from me? I don't like dancing.
Gloria: I don't like sherbet.
Jay: Yeah, right. How about coconut?
Gloria: Who doesn't like the coconut, hmm? Who?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Treehouse’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Phil: No, don't go! I'm doing this for you!
Luke: Are you, dad? Are you?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: The kid made me think with that one. Who was I really doing this for?
[aside to camera:]
Luke: Sometimes I just say, "Are you, dad? Are you?" because he gets real quiet and doesn't notice when I walk away.
Quote from Jay
Manny: What's up, big guy?
Jay: How hard is it to learn this salsa dancing stuff?
Manny: Not hard at all. It's about tapping into your emotion, your passion, and your inner fire.
Jay: Crap!
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I stink at dancing. First dance at our wedding, Gloria was all graceful and gorgeous, and I was all big and clunky. Like that scene from "Beauty and the Beast." Actually, that was the song. Manny picked it. He didn't like me back then.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] If she were a hot guy, I would never have been that smooth. It's ironic. Like the Gift of the Vagi.