Gloria Quote #196
Quote from Gloria in Hit and Run
Gloria: Okay. I'm gonna tell you a story about a little girl who entered a beauty pageant, even though she was very, very scared that she was going to lose.
Claire: Let me guess. You won.
Gloria: Of course I won, but I was talking about my cousin Maria Conchita. She had a nose like a toucan, she stuffed her body in this bikini, and at the end, she finished dead last.
Claire: How is that a good story?
Gloria: Because she faced her fears, and it didn't kill her. What killed her two weeks later was a bus.
Claire: Are you serious?
Gloria: Yes, because she couldn't see anything coming with that big nose.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Hit and Run’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I'll admit it. I'm turned on by powerful women: Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleezza Rice, Serena Williams... Wait a minute.
Quote from Gloria
Jay: Uh, this stupid kid's been in the business about ten minutes. He barely looks at my proposal, and he says he wants more "Wow."
Gloria: What does he mean by more "Wow"?
Manny: It's the "Bieber-ization" of America.
Jay: What do beavers have to do with anything?
Gloria: The beavers, they build the dams all over the country so there's no floods, is the "Beaver-ization" of the Americas.
Manny: I'm finding there's less and less we can talk about.
Quote from Luke
Cameron: Okay, let me ask you something. Today, at a stoplight, a guy ran into our car, and then just took off. I wanted to chase after him. Mitchell-
Mitchell: Kept a level head and called the police.
Luke: Pfft. Police. Aren't they too busy winning the war on drugs?