Phil Quote #474
Quote from Phil in Hit and Run
Claire: Wipe that smug smile off his stupid face.
Phil: His face is stupid.
Claire: Oh! I can't believe ridiculous people like him end up in office.
Phil: Well, why don't you run? You're smart, you care about the community, and you're easy on the eyes when you put a little effort into it.
Claire: Are you serious?
Phil: Yeah, you know, maybe change out of the sweaty gym clothes every once in while.
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Quote from Phil
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Quote from Gloria
Jay: Uh, this stupid kid's been in the business about ten minutes. He barely looks at my proposal, and he says he wants more "Wow."
Gloria: What does he mean by more "Wow"?
Manny: It's the "Bieber-ization" of America.
Jay: What do beavers have to do with anything?
Gloria: The beavers, they build the dams all over the country so there's no floods, is the "Beaver-ization" of the Americas.
Manny: I'm finding there's less and less we can talk about.
Quote from Luke
Cameron: Okay, let me ask you something. Today, at a stoplight, a guy ran into our car, and then just took off. I wanted to chase after him. Mitchell-
Mitchell: Kept a level head and called the police.
Luke: Pfft. Police. Aren't they too busy winning the war on drugs?