Cameron Quote #317
Quote from Cameron in Door to Door
Mitchell: Cam, what's this scribble on the "Vanity Fair" about an adoption agency?
Cameron: Oh, uh, yeah, they called to say they wanted to reschedule our home visit.
Mitchell: When? Why didn't you tell me? Th-this is kind of important.
Cameron: Well, when does it say?
Mitchell: Uh, well, who knows? It disappears into Jennifer Aniston's hair. You gotta get a better system.
Cameron: There is nothing wrong with my system. Ask me anything about any upcoming event. I can tell you when and where it is.
Mitchell: When is the adoption agency visit?
Cameron: Okay. Is that a "5" or a curl? Oh, I hope Jen's finally found love.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Door to Door’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] Jay is always telling me to "Write this down." I don't always catch everything he says. "Something, something, firm handshake." "Never take the first room they show you." Not sure who "they" is. And this one just says "Pancakes."
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I've always said that if my son thinks of me as one of his idiot friends, then I've succeeded as a dad. If he wants to go the wrong way on the escalator, I'm on board. If he wants to go into a restaurant and pretend we're Australian, then "G'day mate, toss a few shrimps on the barbie for me and my Joey. Yeah? Right? Nicole Kidman? Men at Work?"
Quote from Cameron
Gloria: Ay, Cam, thank you for helping me.
Cameron: Oh, it's my pleasure. [calling] Stella! Stella! Oh, my god.
Gloria: What? Do you see her?
Cameron: No. But I see myself in the role I was born to play. [shouting] Stella! Stella! [answering phone] Hello? Oh, Mitchell, you are not gonna believe this. I'm out helping Gloria look for her dog. I'm wearing an undershirt and I'm screaming "Stella," just like in "Streetcar."
Mitchell: You didn't clean the kitchen.
Cameron: Mitchell, I am an inadvertent Stanley Kowalski. How can you not be delighted by this?