Gloria Quote #184
Quote from Gloria in Door to Door
Manny: Jay, I'm going to need you to cut me a check.
Jay: What now?
Manny: Drama club trip. "Les Miserables." We're selling wrapping paper to raise money for the tickets.
Jay: No, no. Wait, wait. Slow down. What's the story exactly?
Manny: Well, Jean Valjean spent 19 years in prison for stealing a loaf of bread-
Jay: The wrapping paper.
Gloria: Nineteen years for a loaf of bread? How good was this bread?
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‘Door to Door’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Gloria: Ay, Cam, thank you for helping me.
Cameron: Oh, it's my pleasure. [calling] Stella! Stella! Oh, my god.
Gloria: What? Do you see her?
Cameron: No. But I see myself in the role I was born to play. [shouting] Stella! Stella! [answering phone] Hello? Oh, Mitchell, you are not gonna believe this. I'm out helping Gloria look for her dog. I'm wearing an undershirt and I'm screaming "Stella," just like in "Streetcar."
Mitchell: You didn't clean the kitchen.
Cameron: Mitchell, I am an inadvertent Stanley Kowalski. How can you not be delighted by this?
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] Jay is always telling me to "Write this down." I don't always catch everything he says. "Something, something, firm handshake." "Never take the first room they show you." Not sure who "they" is. And this one just says "Pancakes."
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I've always said that if my son thinks of me as one of his idiot friends, then I've succeeded as a dad. If he wants to go the wrong way on the escalator, I'm on board. If he wants to go into a restaurant and pretend we're Australian, then "G'day mate, toss a few shrimps on the barbie for me and my Joey. Yeah? Right? Nicole Kidman? Men at Work?"