Claire Quote #186
Quote from Claire in Dude Ranch
Dylan: Everybody, it's me, Dylan. I just wanted to thank you all for bringing me on this trip and making me feel like one of the family, uh, especially Bossy. So I can't think of a better time to ask something of the woman that I love. Okay. [nervous chuckle]
Claire: No, no.
Dylan: Haley Gwendolyn Dunphy, will you do me the honors of being my lawfully wedded--
Claire: No. No, no, no, no, no. No proposals. Not now. Not gonna happen. She's a child, so-
Haley: Mom!
Claire: You're still in high school!
Dylan: I meant after she graduates.
Claire: Not then. Not now. Not ever. Seriously, what are you two gonna live off of? The- The- The royalties from the horsey song? - Put it back in your pocket.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Dude Ranch’ Quotes
Quote from Dylan
Claire: Hey, Dylan.
Dylan: Hey, Mrs. Dunphy.
Claire: I was wondering if we could have a little chat.
Dylan: Oh. You want me to go home.
Claire: No, no. It's the- The opposite of that.
Dylan: I want you to go home?
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I've been practicing like crazy, all my cowboy skills: shootin', ropin'. pancake eatin'. Why? Because sometimes I feel like Jay doesn't respect me as a man.
[flashback:]
Phil: It's just that when you say, "Phil is my son-in-law," it sounds like you're saying, "Phyllis," comma, "my son-in-law."
Jay: That's ridiculous.
Phil: Okay, who's your son-in-law?
Jay: Phil is.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: [aside to camera] So we haven't told the family yet, but we've decided to adopt a baby boy.
Cameron: From America this time. You might say we're "buying domestic."
Mitchell: In private. You might say that in private.