Jay Quote #291
Quote from Jay in Good Cop Bad Dog
Gloria: He's going back to school. That means he has to go back to live with his sister so that means that he had to get rid of the dog. But he's so much more realistic now.
Jay: See that? And there's a lesson in there for you too. 'Cause sometimes things go better when you just say no. [Stella barks] No, no, no. What did you do?
Gloria: Ay. He was going to take her to the pound.
Jay: That's his business.
Gloria: Ay. But look at her little face.
Jay: No. You don't even want a dog.
Gloria: I know. I have a problem.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Good Cop Bad Dog’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Guillermo: Good morning, Mr. Pritchett.
Jay: How ya doin', sport?
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I didn't know who that was. I never do. At least once a month, I find a total stranger sitting in my kitchen. Gloria collects every kind of stray looking for work, money you name it. She's got a big heart. It's the one thing I'd like to change about her.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] See? You don't need all the conflict. Note to Claire. If you want intense family drama, rent Spy Kids. They saved their parents' lives. You think they would've done that if they got yelled at all the time?
Quote from Phil
Phil: Sweet and sour chicken! Girls! Get back- Gotta fix that step. Girls!
Alex: Did he just yell? Drive!
Haley: I'm trying!
Phil: You girls get back here right now!
Alex: Pretend you don't hear him.
Phil: I know you can hear me!
Alex: Oh, my God! He's coming towards the car!
Haley: Oh, my God!
Phil: Stop this car!
Alex: We're sorry, Dad.
Haley: We couldn't hear you!
Phil: No more lies! You poked the bear, girls! You poked him!