Jay Quote #285
Quote from Jay in Good Cop Bad Dog
Gloria: Oh, Jay, there you are. Come. I want to introduce you to Guillermo.
Jay: Just met him. Really hit it off. Keep it under a hundred bucks. You don't have to tell me. I'm going golfing.
Gloria: No, senor. He's a very nice man that works at the grocery store and needs a little bit of business advice.
Jay: Why didn't you say so? I thought he was just some nut who lived behind the dry cleaners. Oh. That's the guy we bought corrective shoes for last month.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Good Cop Bad Dog’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Guillermo: Good morning, Mr. Pritchett.
Jay: How ya doin', sport?
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I didn't know who that was. I never do. At least once a month, I find a total stranger sitting in my kitchen. Gloria collects every kind of stray looking for work, money you name it. She's got a big heart. It's the one thing I'd like to change about her.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] See? You don't need all the conflict. Note to Claire. If you want intense family drama, rent Spy Kids. They saved their parents' lives. You think they would've done that if they got yelled at all the time?
Quote from Phil
Phil: Sweet and sour chicken! Girls! Get back- Gotta fix that step. Girls!
Alex: Did he just yell? Drive!
Haley: I'm trying!
Phil: You girls get back here right now!
Alex: Pretend you don't hear him.
Phil: I know you can hear me!
Alex: Oh, my God! He's coming towards the car!
Haley: Oh, my God!
Phil: Stop this car!
Alex: We're sorry, Dad.
Haley: We couldn't hear you!
Phil: No more lies! You poked the bear, girls! You poked him!