Claire Quote #174
Quote from Claire in Good Cop Bad Dog
Claire: No more fighting! No more fighting! For the rest of your lives you are not allowed to yell at each other.
Alex: But you're allowed to yell at us?
Claire: Yes, Alex, I am. Because I feed you and I clothe you and I pay the mortgage.
Phil: Whoa! Pretty sure old Dad deserves a shout-out right about now.
Claire: Phil!
Phil: Sorry. Should've taken the temperature of the room first.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Good Cop Bad Dog’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Guillermo: Good morning, Mr. Pritchett.
Jay: How ya doin', sport?
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I didn't know who that was. I never do. At least once a month, I find a total stranger sitting in my kitchen. Gloria collects every kind of stray looking for work, money you name it. She's got a big heart. It's the one thing I'd like to change about her.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] See? You don't need all the conflict. Note to Claire. If you want intense family drama, rent Spy Kids. They saved their parents' lives. You think they would've done that if they got yelled at all the time?
Quote from Phil
Phil: Sweet and sour chicken! Girls! Get back- Gotta fix that step. Girls!
Alex: Did he just yell? Drive!
Haley: I'm trying!
Phil: You girls get back here right now!
Alex: Pretend you don't hear him.
Phil: I know you can hear me!
Alex: Oh, my God! He's coming towards the car!
Haley: Oh, my God!
Phil: Stop this car!
Alex: We're sorry, Dad.
Haley: We couldn't hear you!
Phil: No more lies! You poked the bear, girls! You poked him!