Alex Quote #71

Quote from Alex in Mother's Day

Haley: You know Mom's just gonna want us to apologize.
Luke: Well, we did kind of ruin her Mother's Day.
Haley: No. She ruined her Mother's Day. She took us to a place she knew we wouldn't like and then we complained for, like, a second and we're the bad guys?
Alex: That's a good point. You ever get the feeling she does this intentionally?
Luke: Why would she do that?
Haley: So she can make us feel guilty.
Alex: Exactly. And the next time we're choosing what to do, she gets her way again. And the next time and the next time and eventually it's Mother's Day every day.


 ‘Mother's Day’ Quotes

Quote from Cameron

Cameron: [aside to camera] There's nothing gays hate more than when people...
Both: Treat us like women.
Cameron: We're not. We don't want to go to your baby shower. We don't have a time of the month. We don't love pink.
Mitchell: You love pink.
Cameron: No, pink loves me.

Quote from Jay

Jay: What the hell are those?
Phil: Onion goggles. No more tears when I cook. Welcome to the 21st century. You should get a pair.
Jay: I was gonna suggest the same thing.

 Alex Dunphy Quotes

Quote from En Garde

Haley: No! No, no, no, no, no! Phone died!
Alex: No biggie. Your battery probably just statically defracticated.
Haley: What?
Alex: It means you can recharge it with static electricity. Just rub it on your hair.

Quote from Baby on Board

Michael: You look flawless.
Alex: Thanks.
Michael: Did I not say coral was the color for you? Look what it does for your skin. Hi!
Phil: Hi, buddy.
Claire: Hi.
[aside to camera:]
Alex: Yes, my bad boy prom date is gay. He just doesn't know it yet, so I'm basically his beard. Pre-beard. His stubble.