Gloria Quote #160

Quote from Gloria in Mother's Day

Gloria: Oh, my God. You don't talk about your children this way.
Claire: Oh, come on. You know Manny irritates you.
Gloria: No. Manny is the best thing that ever happened to me. We have a special bond.
Claire: Yes. Bonds. I know. But that's not what I'm talking about now.
Gloria: Claire, for a long time, it was only the two of us. I cannot say anything bad about that boy.
Claire: Give me a break. Gloria, anybody who's ever had a kid knows that they can irritate the freaking life out of you at some point. Am I right? Oh. Okay.
Gloria: He's persnickety.
Claire: What?
Gloria: Manny. He's persnickety. It drives me up the wall.

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 ‘Mother's Day’ Quotes

Quote from Cameron

Cameron: [aside to camera] There's nothing gays hate more than when people...
Both: Treat us like women.
Cameron: We're not. We don't want to go to your baby shower. We don't have a time of the month. We don't love pink.
Mitchell: You love pink.
Cameron: No, pink loves me.

Quote from Jay

Jay: What the hell are those?
Phil: Onion goggles. No more tears when I cook. Welcome to the 21st century. You should get a pair.
Jay: I was gonna suggest the same thing.

Quote from Phil

Phil: [aside to camera] Jay teared up in front of me. He'd never shown me that kind of vulnerability, and it embarrassed him. I'd shamed the proud lion. Only thing to do, hug the proud lion. Oh, I could get bit. I could get scratched. But you know what's inside every lion? A pussycat.