Alex Quote #70
Quote from Alex in Mother's Day
Alex: God, Luke, you're such an idiot.
Luke: At least I don't look like an idiot.
Alex: What does that mean?
Haley: Your hat. It looks like you walked under a bird that poops ugly hats.
Manny: Can we watch the language?
Alex: There's nothing else to watch.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Mother's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] There's nothing gays hate more than when people...
Both: Treat us like women.
Cameron: We're not. We don't want to go to your baby shower. We don't have a time of the month. We don't love pink.
Mitchell: You love pink.
Cameron: No, pink loves me.
Quote from Jay
Jay: What the hell are those?
Phil: Onion goggles. No more tears when I cook. Welcome to the 21st century. You should get a pair.
Jay: I was gonna suggest the same thing.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Jay teared up in front of me. He'd never shown me that kind of vulnerability, and it embarrassed him. I'd shamed the proud lion. Only thing to do, hug the proud lion. Oh, I could get bit. I could get scratched. But you know what's inside every lion? A pussycat.