Phil Quote #404

Quote from Phil in Someone to Watch Over Lily

Phil: Oh, no. Which one of these is my driving machine?
Claire: Phil, I already apologized. It just came out wrong.
Phil: Oh, funny, I thought that was my problem I came out wrong. Hold on. [chews gum] Oh, good. I can walk again.
Claire: Honey, sometimes you can act a little bit-
Phil: Oh, no! Where did everyone go? Oh, just a blink.
Claire: Phil, when you are ready to talk to me like an adult, why don't you let me know?
Phil: Fine. Okay, okay. The adults were the big ones, right?

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 ‘Someone to Watch Over Lily’ Quotes

Quote from Luke

Phil: But all the girls at work love it when I bring Luke by. Especially that receptionist Heather. Right, buddy?
Luke: She smells amazing.
Claire: Well, honey, you're gonna have to smell Daddy's receptionist some other time.
Luke: Like peaches.
Alex: If you're both going out, who's taking me to cello?
Luke: One time, she gave me a Woody.
Claire: Sweet Je-
Luke: She remembered he's my favorite character from Toy Story.
Claire: She did.

Quote from Cameron

Mitchell: [aside to camera] So Cam and I have been revising our will to specify who should take care of Lily if, God forbid, something happened to us.
Cameron: God forbid.
Mitchell: I said God for- So we've been dropping by unannounced to, you know, casually assess our candidates.
Cameron: Not all of our candidates.
Mitchell: No, that's true. We did not drop by Missourah.
Cameron: It's Missouri. No one from Missouri would say "Missourah."
Mitchell: I'm so sorrah.

Quote from Luke

Dr. Klausner: Luke, I'm gonna talk to your mom and dad for a minute, okay?
Luke: Okay. She's, like, the best doctor ever. A couple of puzzles, no shots. I didn't even have to take my pants off. Found that one out a little late.
Phil: I've been there, buddy.