Gloria Quote #150

Quote from Gloria in The Musical Man

Gloria: More toast, Manny?
Manny: Why won't you call me, Emma?
Gloria: More toast, Emma?
Manny: Do you have to be on all the time?
Gloria: Okay, I'm sorry. Who is this Emma?
Manny: She's in the show with me tonight. I'm thinking of taking a run at her.
Gloria: You don't take a run at a woman. You woo her. You make her feel special.
Jay: Hey, hon, take a look at this. It's a picture of my butt.
Gloria: And then when you get her, you can tell her whatever you want.

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 ‘The Musical Man’ Quotes

Quote from Cameron

Cameron: Well, I had no idea. I had no idea I was surrounded by a bunch of quitters. This production was a joke until I introduced these children to the musical theater greats Bernstein, Sondheim. Years from now, some of these kids will still be talking about the way I Sondheimized them.
Mitchell: Ooh, I don't think that's a good way of saying... Okay.

Quote from Cameron

Mitchell: Do you think that the kids are gonna be able to learn it by tonight? Maybe you should stick with something they already know.
Cameron: I knew this would happen! Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams?
Mitchell: I do not.
Cameron: You do it all the time. And you know what I end up with? Wet dreams! I heard it as soon as I said it. Just leave it alone.

Quote from Phil

Phil: Excuse me. I'm so sorry. I never do this with celebrities but are you by any chance the foxy mom in the new Horizon Realty ad?
Claire: Am I gonna regret doing that?
Phil: Did the Marlboro Man have any regrets?