Gloria Quote #148
Quote from Gloria in Boys' Night
Pepper: I'm here! Oh, my God! What I could do with this house. Hello, Jay. Chop, chop. It's a two-hour drive not counting our stop at the outlet mall.
Jay: Okay. Uh, Gloria, we're leaving!
Gloria: Hello. You must be Pepper. [anguished] Ay, ay, ay. My head.
Jay: What's the matter, Gloria?
Gloria: Nothing. I just had a little ice cream.
Jay: Huh?
Gloria: He hasn't stopped talking about you all day long.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Boys' Night’ Quotes
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] When I was 12 years old, my father walked into my bedroom and caught me doing the most embarrassing thing that a boy can do... dancing to Madonna's "Lucky Star." And from that moment on, there's always been a part of me that I've kept from him. And yet here he was laughing with my friends. And I don't know... maybe the problem was me.
Quote from Longinus
Longinus: John Schneider was the one.
Mitchell: John Schneider from Dukes of Hazzard?
Cameron: That was your first crush?
Longinus: Oh, my God, yes. Bo Duke. Delicious.
Pepper: He was a redneck who drove a car called the General Lee with a giant Confederate flag on it. That wasn't a turn off for you?
Longinus: Look, I know he was all kinds of wrong, but the heart wants what the heart wants.
Quote from Longinus
Crispin: Mitchell was just about to tell us who his first boy crush was.
Mitchell: No, I wasn't.
Pepper: Let me bring you up to speed. Crispin's was Joey Mclntyre whoever that is. Longinus said John Schneider.
Jay: Your name is Longinus?
Longinus: I know. I never stood a chance.