Phil Quote #378
Quote from Phil in Two Monkeys and a Panda
Claire: Honey, you guys are both pretty smart.
Phil: Ah. Sheesh. It's that sweater, huh?
Claire: Yeah, it is that sweater. And I did everything I can to stop them from fighting.
Phil: I don't understand why they can't see how much you love them.
Claire: I don't know. Meanwhile, Cheryl has been calling me all day because she's angry I didn't show up.
Phil: Doesn't Cheryl have a housekeeper and a nanny? Why does she need so much help?
Claire: I know, right?
Phil: You work so hard. You do so much.
Claire: I do.
Phil: Of course you do.
Claire: I do. I do. Oh, sweetie, thank you. I really appreciate that.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Two Monkeys and a Panda’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Claire: [aside to camera] More than anything I want my girls to stop fighting and be close. I want them to share clothes and do each other's hair and gossip about boys, like I used to do with Mitchell.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Now, Mom, that's my favorite sweater. I just got it.
Claire: You know what you girls need to learn to do? You need to learn to share. Because that's what sisters do. All right, Haley, nothing's gonna happen to your sweater. Right, Alex? Hmm?
Haley: Okay, fine. Then I will just go put on your favorite nerdy T-shirt the one with the guy from Back to the Future on it.
Alex: That's Albert Einstein. And it is not nerdy.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I went to a funeral last Saturday and it got me thinking about where Gloria and I were gonna end up after we die.
Gloria: Yeah, it's been a fun week.
Jay: I don't like loose ends. So I made a few calls. I found these people selling a couple of primo plots in the best cemetery in town. Not that I'm gonna go there anytime soon.
Gloria: Don't be so sure. With all that bacon that he eats.
Jay: Well, I gotta give my cholesterol pills something to do.