Phil Quote #364
Quote from Phil in Regrets Only
Phil: So I'm having lunch with Skip Woosnum, right? Boy, can that guy go on and on. Tangent after tangent. By the way, he turned me on to the greatest thing wedge salad. You gotta try it. Anyhoo, guess who's sitting at the table next to us. My old girlfriend Carla. Yeah. We're gonna grab coffee. She's lost a ton of weight.
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Gloria: That's it! How is she supposed to see this? If you give me a message this tiny, I kill you.
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