Phil Quote #360
Quote from Phil in Regrets Only
Jay: I can't fix this thing.
Claire: What? I need that. I use it every day. Okay, Phil. You wanna take a trip to the mall with me?
Phil: I do...
[aside to camera:]
Phil: Not. If I can possibly avoid it. Claire has this little habit at the mall where sh- I can't even talk about it.
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