Jay Quote #245
Quote from Jay in Princess Party
Gloria: [recorded] "And then Papa Bear said"
Jay: [recorded] "Baby and I are going fishing."
Cameron: This is such a precious gift.
Mitchell: I know. I can't believe my dad sat down and did this.
Cameron: Keep going.
Gloria: [recorded] Jay, pay attention. It's your line.
Jay: [recorded] I just had a damn line. Manny, freshen this up for me.
Gloria: [recorded] No. No more drinks until we finish this.
Jay: [recorded] Who cares? Cam's just gonna return it anyway.
Mitchell: Cue gasp.
Cameron: [gasp]
Modern Family Quotes
‘Princess Party’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Haley: It's so unfair! You told me I could go!
Claire: I told you you could go if you got a "B" on your history exam, which you didn't.
Haley: I have a learning disability. The letters jump around on the page and appear backwards.
Claire: Honey, we had you tested, like, six times. Trust me, I was praying for dyslexia.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: "Once upon a time, there lived a family of bears. There was Papa Bear"- That's you, Jay.
Jay: Ah, okay. Let's see. [squinting]
Gloria: Do you want me to hold it and stand in the driveway?
Jay: "Holy mackerel, this is good salmon." I feel like they missed an opportun-
Gloria: [deep voice] Shh. "I don't want to eat the fish. They are my friends."
Jay: What kind of voice is that?
Gloria: I am a bear.
Jay: A bear? I was gonna get a crucifix.
Quote from Alex
Robbie: Yeah, well, I better get going. I've got an early morning run, celebrity client. Don't ask me who. Let's just say that if I'm late, I'll be in "jeopardy."
Alex: Who is Alex Trebek?
Robbie: Uh, he's a game show host. Why?
Alex: No reason.