Dede Quote #22
Quote from Dede in Princess Party
Dede: I don't know what I was thinking with him. I feel like such a fool.
Jay: You got flattered by the attention of a younger guy and you got a little carried away. So what?
Dede: It's not that. It's- I divorced you because I was looking for something else. I haven't found it. But when I come back here, I feel like I have to prove something like people are looking at me saying, "You broke up the family. What do you have to show for it?"
Jay: You did the right thing. We were stalled. I didn't have the guts to end it.
Dede: That's because you're a decent man. And that doesn't make it any easier. I just don't want to be thought of as "Crazy Nana." That's not really who I am. I think, more than anything else, my real problem is... her! [charges at Gloria]
Jay: Huh?
Gloria: No, Dede! Ay! Que pasa?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Princess Party’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Haley: It's so unfair! You told me I could go!
Claire: I told you you could go if you got a "B" on your history exam, which you didn't.
Haley: I have a learning disability. The letters jump around on the page and appear backwards.
Claire: Honey, we had you tested, like, six times. Trust me, I was praying for dyslexia.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: "Once upon a time, there lived a family of bears. There was Papa Bear"- That's you, Jay.
Jay: Ah, okay. Let's see. [squinting]
Gloria: Do you want me to hold it and stand in the driveway?
Jay: "Holy mackerel, this is good salmon." I feel like they missed an opportun-
Gloria: [deep voice] Shh. "I don't want to eat the fish. They are my friends."
Jay: What kind of voice is that?
Gloria: I am a bear.
Jay: A bear? I was gonna get a crucifix.
Quote from Alex
Robbie: Yeah, well, I better get going. I've got an early morning run, celebrity client. Don't ask me who. Let's just say that if I'm late, I'll be in "jeopardy."
Alex: Who is Alex Trebek?
Robbie: Uh, he's a game show host. Why?
Alex: No reason.