Mitchell Quote #160
Quote from Mitchell in Princess Party
Mitchell: So much for keeping it all about Lily.
Cameron: Well, yeah, and I certainly didn't help by berating that perfectly sweet journeyman princess like I did.
Mitchell: God, look at this place. Everybody's traumatized. We need somebody to pump some life back into this party.
Cameron: I got this. I'll go in and turn on some music, bring out the cupcakes, pump up the bubble machine.
Mitchell: Or...
Cameron: Is that a roundabout way of saying a certain clown can come to the party?
Mitchell: I was wrong. Every kid wants a clown for a dad.
Cameron: Oh! You just made a little girl very happy.
Mitchell: Yes. Well, I can see that.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Princess Party’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Haley: It's so unfair! You told me I could go!
Claire: I told you you could go if you got a "B" on your history exam, which you didn't.
Haley: I have a learning disability. The letters jump around on the page and appear backwards.
Claire: Honey, we had you tested, like, six times. Trust me, I was praying for dyslexia.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: "Once upon a time, there lived a family of bears. There was Papa Bear"- That's you, Jay.
Jay: Ah, okay. Let's see. [squinting]
Gloria: Do you want me to hold it and stand in the driveway?
Jay: "Holy mackerel, this is good salmon." I feel like they missed an opportun-
Gloria: [deep voice] Shh. "I don't want to eat the fish. They are my friends."
Jay: What kind of voice is that?
Gloria: I am a bear.
Jay: A bear? I was gonna get a crucifix.
Quote from Alex
Robbie: Yeah, well, I better get going. I've got an early morning run, celebrity client. Don't ask me who. Let's just say that if I'm late, I'll be in "jeopardy."
Alex: Who is Alex Trebek?
Robbie: Uh, he's a game show host. Why?
Alex: No reason.