Gloria Quote #129
Quote from Gloria in Caught in the Act
Claire: What are you talking about?
Gloria: What are you talking about?
Claire: The kids just walked in on me and Phil... in bed. We've just spent the last hour holed up in our room, trying to figure out what to say to them.
Gloria: Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Can I use your computer? I just need to check one e-mail.
Claire: Yeah, the kitchen.
Jay: Gloria, I just switched us to the next flight. Did you guys get everything straightened out?
Gloria: Claire is very upset because the kids just walk in on them having sex.
Jay: Oh, geez.
Claire: Now that we're all up to speed-
Gloria: She's so upset that she hasn't even had time to apply her makeup or use her computer.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Caught in the Act’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Haley: [aside to camera] We thought the lock was a really good idea.
Alex: But the problem is, it makes a noise.
Luke: A loud noise. It's hard for me to look at Dad afterwards.
Quote from Jay
Jay: Come on! Let's go. We're gonna need a little extra time at airport security 'cause I'm pretty sure they're gonna want to pat you down.
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: Manny's with his father for the weekend so Jay and I are flying to Vegas.
Jay: I'm a little torn because I want alone time with Gloria but I also like rubbing Manny's head for good luck.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: I just need to send this e-mail to Claire why I'm not working on the bake sale next week, but I can't say the real reason.
Jay: Why not?
Gloria: Because she drive me crazy when she's in charge of these things.
Jay: Okay. We got a flight to catch, so let me help you out here. You tell me what you wanna say to her, and I'll help you find a nice way to say it.
Gloria: I want to say "I can't work on the bake sale because you're a bossy control freak that looks down on my cupcakes, even though your lemon squares were very dry."
Jay: There. Okay? How's this?
Gloria: "Dear Claire, I can't work the bake sale because you're a bossy control freak who look down..." Very funny, Jay. Ay. Ay. Why the whoosh? Where did- Where is the e-mail? It sended! Ay! Make it come back.
Jay: I don't know how to make it come back.
Gloria: Now she's gonna read it and she's gonna think it's from me!
Jay: Well, technically, it was from you. But come on. Let's hit the road.
Gloria: It sended! Please come back.