Luke Quote #70
Quote from Luke in Slow Down Your Neighbors
Phil: Come on, which civilization invented the alphabet?
Haley: I don't know.
Phil: Which civilization invented the alphabet?
Haley: I don't know.
Phil: Yes, you do. We've been over this a hundred times.
Luke: Allow me, Dad. I'm a great teacher. Who invented the alphabet?
Haley: I don't know.
Phil: Luke!
Haley: I got soaked! What are you doing?
Luke: Say it! Say it!
Phil: Luke, that's enough.
Haley: Oh, my God! I don't know! I don't know! The Phoenicians! The Phoenicians!
Phil: That's right.
Luke: Teacher of the year.
Phil: She's all yours, buddy.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Slow Down Your Neighbors’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: What are you gonna do when he drives by?
Claire: I'm gonna tell him to slow down.
Luke: I think you should drag him out of his car and we all get turns punching him in the stomach until he barfs.
Claire: Honey, I think I'm just gonna turn over his license plate to the police.
Luke: Please. Order a pizza and call the cops. We'll see who gets here first.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I wish I were one of those people who thrives on the danger of leading a double life. You know, Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Hannah Montana.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: My mother thought that riding a bike was dangerous. She would say, "That's how people grab you."