Cameron Quote #219
Quote from Cameron in Slow Down Your Neighbors
Mrs. Ko: Hello, Mitchell.
Cameron: Oh, Mrs. Ko. I'm Cameron. Mitchell's the other one. What are you doing here?
Mrs. Ko: I just finish showing the apartment upstairs.
Cameron: What do you mean? What about Barry?
Mrs. Ko: Who's Barry?
Cameron: The new tenant. Nobody living up there. It's empty. You see anybody up there, you call me. [car honks] Oh! My husband. I'm coming! You two so lucky they don't let you get married.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Slow Down Your Neighbors’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: What are you gonna do when he drives by?
Claire: I'm gonna tell him to slow down.
Luke: I think you should drag him out of his car and we all get turns punching him in the stomach until he barfs.
Claire: Honey, I think I'm just gonna turn over his license plate to the police.
Luke: Please. Order a pizza and call the cops. We'll see who gets here first.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I wish I were one of those people who thrives on the danger of leading a double life. You know, Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Hannah Montana.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: My mother thought that riding a bike was dangerous. She would say, "That's how people grab you."