Phil Quote #316
Quote from Phil in Slow Down Your Neighbors
Claire: Oh, my gosh. What happened to my sign?
Phil: I don't know. I put it up. I went away. I came back. It was in pieces.
Claire: This is so crazy.
Phil: Crazy! Claire, this whole thing is crazy. Maybe we should back off a little bit.
Claire: You know what, Phil? No. I am not gonna back off. Okay? I am doing this for the safety of our neighborhood.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Slow Down Your Neighbors’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: What are you gonna do when he drives by?
Claire: I'm gonna tell him to slow down.
Luke: I think you should drag him out of his car and we all get turns punching him in the stomach until he barfs.
Claire: Honey, I think I'm just gonna turn over his license plate to the police.
Luke: Please. Order a pizza and call the cops. We'll see who gets here first.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I wish I were one of those people who thrives on the danger of leading a double life. You know, Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Hannah Montana.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: My mother thought that riding a bike was dangerous. She would say, "That's how people grab you."