Jay Quote #224
Quote from Jay in Slow Down Your Neighbors
Jay: There are three things you wanna do before you ride. Manny.
Manny: Check your shoelaces, adjust your mirror and test your bell.
Gloria: Okay, shoelaces tied. The mirror is good. The bell is ringing. Okay, now what?
Jay: Ride.
Gloria: Ay, no, no, no, Jay. Don't push me. I don't want to get hurt.
Jay: Trust me, I'm not gonna hurt you. You're a work of art. If you get scratched, the value goes down. I'm making a joke to lighten the mood.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Slow Down Your Neighbors’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: What are you gonna do when he drives by?
Claire: I'm gonna tell him to slow down.
Luke: I think you should drag him out of his car and we all get turns punching him in the stomach until he barfs.
Claire: Honey, I think I'm just gonna turn over his license plate to the police.
Luke: Please. Order a pizza and call the cops. We'll see who gets here first.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I wish I were one of those people who thrives on the danger of leading a double life. You know, Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Hannah Montana.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: My mother thought that riding a bike was dangerous. She would say, "That's how people grab you."