Haley Quote #52
Quote from Haley in Slow Down Your Neighbors
Haley: Mom, what are you doing? Why are you being such a freak?
Claire: I am being a freak for safety. And I'm doing this for you because I don't want anything bad to happen to you.
Haley: Well, it's embarrassing. Mom, you need a life. Why can't you just volunteer at the museum or bring pudding to old people?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Slow Down Your Neighbors’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: What are you gonna do when he drives by?
Claire: I'm gonna tell him to slow down.
Luke: I think you should drag him out of his car and we all get turns punching him in the stomach until he barfs.
Claire: Honey, I think I'm just gonna turn over his license plate to the police.
Luke: Please. Order a pizza and call the cops. We'll see who gets here first.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I wish I were one of those people who thrives on the danger of leading a double life. You know, Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Hannah Montana.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: My mother thought that riding a bike was dangerous. She would say, "That's how people grab you."