Claire Quote #129
Quote from Claire in Dance Dance Revelation
Gloria: Well, you've been pushing me away the whole week. You've been fighting all my ideas.
Claire: That's because this is my thing, Gloria.
Gloria: Why can't it be my thing too, Claire?
Claire: Because everything is your thing. This- This is the one thing that was my thing. This is my only thing. Oh, my God. This is my only thing. And then you come along and you steal my thunder with your tight dresses and your great ideas. I was the one that all the moms looked up to. I was the only one Gus liked.
Gloria: Please, if you like him so much, you can keep him.
Claire: It's not the same now that I know he likes you. That sounds really insane, but this isn't actually about Gus.
Gloria: Really? Because you've been talking a lot about him.
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Quote from Cameron
Cameron: What else does it say?
Mitchell: Okay, well, this one says, "When my daughter bit her brother I put a pinch of pepper in her mouth. She cried and cried, but she never bit again." Smiley face.
Cameron: Oh, well, the smiley face makes it okay. I waterboarded our toddler. LOL.
Mitchell: All right, what do you suggest we do?
Cameron: That we log off the Spanish Inquisition Web site and handle this with love.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: There's a whole section on biting on this mommy forum.
Cameron: Oh, good. What does it say?
Mitchell: "My son was biting, so I got a stranger to yell at him. Being disciplined by someone else outside the family scared him into stopping."
Cameron: Idiots!
Mitchell: Cam.
Cameron: I am not hiring some hobo to come over here and traumatize my child. She's already prone to flashbacks, if you know what I mean.
Mitchell: Okay, you know she didn't fight in Vietnam, right?
Cameron: I don't know anything anymore.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: He's probably just confused. You know who I bet did it, though? Billy. Rhymes with "Lily." Plus, he is very aggressive.
Cameron: His babysitter is right over there. She's- She's not much of a disciplinarian. Because I can assure you if our child did something like this we would be on her like white on rice. And I know that sounds a little bit like a racial slur because we're white and she presumably likes rice but I didn't intend it that way.