Manny Quote #94

Quote from Manny in Mother Tucker

Manny: Jay, what are your symptoms? Nausea? Bloating?
Gloria: Manny, what did I say about getting off that crazy doctor web site?
Manny: I'm just worried about Jay. Stomach pains can mean a lot of things: Intestinal blockage- Do you have a fever?
Gloria: Stop it!

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 ‘Mother Tucker’ Quotes

Quote from Dylan

Claire: Come on in. How you doing?
Dylan: Not so good.
Claire: Hmm.
Dylan: I mean, everywhere I look I see her face.
Claire: Hmm.
Dylan: [whimper]
Claire: To be fair, Dylan, that is a family portrait.

Quote from Gloria

Gloria: Manny, let me see that screen. What did I tell you?
Jay: It's not his fault. I asked him to look. I'm starting to think I have a serious problem here.
Gloria: Yes, you do! That computer! You read it there, you think it here, you feel it here. You wanna feel better? There. [closes laptop] You're cured!
Jay: Give me 15 minutes, then tell Florence Nightingale I went to the hospital.

Quote from Alex

Alex: I'm just saying, she's never gonna get a job. And how do we know the right Middle Eastern businessman wouldn't treat her great?
Claire: I left my shopping list inside. For the record, we thought she could live with you.
Alex: Like I'm gonna tell any of you where I live.