Mitchell Quote #131

Quote from Mitchell in Mother Tucker

Mitchell: Cam's mom spent half of dinner with her hands all over me. It was like she was blind and wanted to know what my thighs looked like.
Claire: Are you sure? I mean, are you really the best judge of this kind of thing? You've had boundary issues since you were a kid.
Mitchell: I have not!
Claire: Okay. Sorry. My mistake. Must be Cam's mom. Her issues.
Mitchell: What are you doing?
Claire: Nothing. Just getting a spoon.
Mitchell: Stop it.
Claire: Is it bothering you?
Mitchell: Yes, it is.
Claire: Hey, Mitchell.
Mitchell: Claire, stop it!
Claire: Mitchell, Mitchell, Mitchell.
Mitchell: Force field!
Claire: That never stops being fun.

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 ‘Mother Tucker’ Quotes

Quote from Dylan

Claire: Come on in. How you doing?
Dylan: Not so good.
Claire: Hmm.
Dylan: I mean, everywhere I look I see her face.
Claire: Hmm.
Dylan: [whimper]
Claire: To be fair, Dylan, that is a family portrait.

Quote from Gloria

Gloria: Manny, let me see that screen. What did I tell you?
Jay: It's not his fault. I asked him to look. I'm starting to think I have a serious problem here.
Gloria: Yes, you do! That computer! You read it there, you think it here, you feel it here. You wanna feel better? There. [closes laptop] You're cured!
Jay: Give me 15 minutes, then tell Florence Nightingale I went to the hospital.

Quote from Alex

Alex: I'm just saying, she's never gonna get a job. And how do we know the right Middle Eastern businessman wouldn't treat her great?
Claire: I left my shopping list inside. For the record, we thought she could live with you.
Alex: Like I'm gonna tell any of you where I live.