Cameron Quote #202
Quote from Cameron in Mother Tucker
Barb Tucker: [talking through bathroom door] Mitchell, it's Barb.
Mitchell: Oh. Barb, I'm so sorry.
Barb Tucker: Well, no, h-honey, you hush. Look, I I've been thinking about what I heard and maybe I do touch you too much. And I could say it's 'cause we're family but, you know, I don't know. I guess I have been having some fun with you, and I I-I-I thought that it was harmless but I would never want to make you uncomfortable.
Mitchell: Barb, it's my fault too.
Barb Tucker: So we're okay?
Mitchell: Yes! Yes, of course.
Barb Tucker: Thank God. [entering bathroom, sitting on edge of tub where Mitchell is bathing] Because I couldn't live with myself if things stayed weird between us.
Mitchell: Uh, Cam! Cam!
Cameron: [o.s.] What is it?
Barb Tucker: Well, we got it all worked out, sweetie!
Cameron: [o.s.] Oh, great! Let me get my camera.
Mitchell: Okay, that's not necessary, h- No!
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Claire: Come on in. How you doing?
Dylan: Not so good.
Claire: Hmm.
Dylan: I mean, everywhere I look I see her face.
Claire: Hmm.
Dylan: [whimper]
Claire: To be fair, Dylan, that is a family portrait.
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Gloria: Manny, let me see that screen. What did I tell you?
Jay: It's not his fault. I asked him to look. I'm starting to think I have a serious problem here.
Gloria: Yes, you do! That computer! You read it there, you think it here, you feel it here. You wanna feel better? There. [closes laptop] You're cured!
Jay: Give me 15 minutes, then tell Florence Nightingale I went to the hospital.
Quote from Alex
Alex: I'm just saying, she's never gonna get a job. And how do we know the right Middle Eastern businessman wouldn't treat her great?
Claire: I left my shopping list inside. For the record, we thought she could live with you.
Alex: Like I'm gonna tell any of you where I live.