Claire Quote #118
Haley: Yeah, well, maybe Sonya and her husband just need to work a little harder.
Claire: Can he give her those years back? She could have been something. She could have traveled the world, been with fascinating men. She could have accomplished things. That's all she thinks about now every time she looks at him.
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Jay: Resort wear.
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