Dylan Quote #15
Dylan: Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Dunphy. Is Haley ready for school?
Phil: She's on her way down. Don't get too close to my wife.
Dylan: Haley told you about that? It was just a dream.
Claire: Oh, God.
Phil: Okay, that came from the kitchen.
Dylan: I thought it was in here.
Phil: Okay, you wait in here and listen for it. I'm gonna wait in there.
Dylan: I mean, it's the least I can do after... Well, you know.
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