Phil Quote #271
Claire: What are you doing?
Phil: Shush. Shush. One of the smoke alarms is chirping. I'm trying to figure out which one it is so I can change the battery.
Claire: [congested] Well, if anybody can find it, it's you.
Phil: You sound horrible. Why don't, uh- Why don't you go back to bed?
Claire: 'Cause I've got too much to do. I've gotta make the ladyfingers for the bake sale and I've gotta go by the gym. I left my phone there yesterday.
Phil: I'll do all of that. We're a team. When one of us is weak, we lean on the other.
Claire: Honey, you don't have to do that stuff.
Phil: Honey, with all you do for me including going to the gym four times a week to keep me interested I got this.
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Gloria: Oh, no. Where am I gonna find another husband that wears sweatpants to work?
Jay: Resort wear.
Gloria: Mm-hmm. Maybe last resort.