Mitchell Quote #111
Quote from Mitchell in Strangers on a Treadmill
Mitchell: Okay, wait. No, no, all right You know the movie Strangers on a Train?
Claire: I never saw it.
Mitchell: You've never seen Strangers on a- I'm sorry. Great film. But it's these guys who both discover that they want someone out of their lives.
Claire: Uh-huh.
Mitchell: So one of the guys proposes the perfect crime. They will do each ether's murders. We should do that.
Claire: All right, so I would tell Cam to lose the bike shorts?
Mitchell: Keeping me out of it. And I tell Phil to lose the jokes.
Claire: I like it. I'm in.
Mitchell: All right.
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