Pepper Quote #3
Quote from Pepper in Earthquake
Pepper: I mean, my God. If they didn't want to come to my party, just say it. I'm a big boy. I can take it.
Cameron: Well, since you brought it up, Pepper we didn't want to come to your party either.
Pepper: What?
Cameron: Oh, you know we love you. But they've just gotten to be so much work over the years, and-
Mitchell: We're all out of cassis.
Pepper: I can't bear it.
Mitchell: I will make you a Bellini.
Pepper: Everybody canceled on me. And now you two. For 15 years, I have killed myself setting a community standard with my fanciful themed brunches mounted at great personal expense. Well, clearly I've been a fool. No one likes your brunches, Pepper. No one likes you. You're gonna die alone in a quaint Spanish revival outside of Palm Springs. Or La Quinta.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Earthquake’ Quotes
Quote from Pepper
Pepper: Oh, boys. Boys, I can't stand that I'm coming between you. Not that I'm surprised. I admit I have noticed the stolen glances and the yearning in your eyes.
Mitchell: Okay. Well, you'll... You'll forgive us, Pepper, if we sit out your next few brunches?
Pepper: Absolutely. I would hate to lose you two. I've always thought of you as being like my-
Cameron: Sons?
Mitchell: Sons?
Pepper: Sons?! I was gonna say brothers. [scoffs; crying] It's like a house of pain.
Quote from Jay
Manny: Just one week. Can I go golfing with you?
Jay: I'm probably gonna have a Latino kid carry my clubs anyway. Might as well be you.
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: Oh, we're gonna die! We're gonna die!
Mitchell: We better not. If they find us in these outfits, it's gonna be very bad for the gays.