Mitchell Quote #106

Quote from Mitchell in Earthquake

Mitchell: [on the phone] Hey, are you guys okay?
Phil: Yeah, we're fine. You?
Mitchell: We're fine. That was really- Oh, wait. Hold on. [switching lines] Hello?
Gloria: Mitch, are you okay?
Mitchell: We're okay. We're okay.
Gloria: And Phil and Claire?
Mitchell: I'm on the other line with them right now. One second. [switch lines] Hello? Oh, shoot. We lost Phil.
Gloria: We lost Phil?
Cameron: We lost Phil? [Mitchell switches line]
Gloria: Hello?
Mitchell: Great. Now Gloria's gone.
Cameron: Gloria's gone too? Oh!

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 ‘Earthquake’ Quotes

Quote from Pepper

Pepper: Oh, boys. Boys, I can't stand that I'm coming between you. Not that I'm surprised. I admit I have noticed the stolen glances and the yearning in your eyes.
Mitchell: Okay. Well, you'll... You'll forgive us, Pepper, if we sit out your next few brunches?
Pepper: Absolutely. I would hate to lose you two. I've always thought of you as being like my-
Cameron: Sons?
Mitchell: Sons?
Pepper: Sons?! I was gonna say brothers. [scoffs; crying] It's like a house of pain.

Quote from Jay

Manny: Just one week. Can I go golfing with you?
Jay: I'm probably gonna have a Latino kid carry my clubs anyway. Might as well be you.

Quote from Mitchell

Cameron: Oh, we're gonna die! We're gonna die!
Mitchell: We better not. If they find us in these outfits, it's gonna be very bad for the gays.