Haley Quote #29
Claire: Haley, honey, I need you to do something for me.
Haley: Mom, my arm hurts.
Claire: Why don't you find out what it is before you start making up excuses to get out of it?
Haley: Okay, what is it?
Claire: I need you to talk to your sister. I think that there's something going on with her and a boy.
Haley: So?
Claire: So? I am your mother and it is my job to make sure that you girls don't get involved with a predator.
Haley: Okay, Mom, stop watching Dateline.
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Cameron: [aside to camera] Mitchell has a problem with public displays of affection. I remember once at a New Year's Eve Party, stroke of midnight he high-fived me. Two problems with that: One, gays don't high-five. Two, gays don't high-five.
Quote from Gloria
Jay: Honey, I'm sorry. I'm just teasing you.
Gloria: Instead of being the comedian, why don't you help me?
Jay: What do you need?
Gloria: Slap the chicken.
Jay: Do what?
Gloria: In Colombia, when you cook in honor of the departed you have to scare death away from the food to protect the people that are gonna eat it. Slap it and yell.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera:] I made all that up. That's not a real custom in Colombia. We're not lunatics. But you mess with us and we mess with you. That's the custom.