Phil Quote #244
Phil: Let's see this bad boy. Oh! P-750. Nice unit. I would have sprung for the 840, but I get it. Not everyone can handle that kind of horsepower.
Jay: I thought maybe the cordless phone was interfering, so I unplugged it.
Phil: Good idea. Maybe we should run downstairs and unplug the toaster while we're at it.
Luke: Oh, snap, Dad. A toaster.
Phil: We're kidding. Your cordless phone is 5.8 gigahertz. This is Wi-Fi. It's a totally different spectrum. Walk with me.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Kiss’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] Mitchell has a problem with public displays of affection. I remember once at a New Year's Eve Party, stroke of midnight he high-fived me. Two problems with that: One, gays don't high-five. Two, gays don't high-five.
Quote from Gloria
Jay: Honey, I'm sorry. I'm just teasing you.
Gloria: Instead of being the comedian, why don't you help me?
Jay: What do you need?
Gloria: Slap the chicken.
Jay: Do what?
Gloria: In Colombia, when you cook in honor of the departed you have to scare death away from the food to protect the people that are gonna eat it. Slap it and yell.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera:] I made all that up. That's not a real custom in Colombia. We're not lunatics. But you mess with us and we mess with you. That's the custom.