Mitchell Quote #90
Cameron: How was it?
Mitchell: Ah! Cameron, it was the most incredible thing I've ever seen in my entire life. You know who else was there?
Cameron: Really? Who?
Mitchell: Elton John.
Cameron: No.
Mitchell: Yes, and he was so blown away by the beauty of it, he sat down at their lavender piano and played "Tiny Dancer." And we bonded, because he too likes adventure.
Cameron: Did that really happen?
Mitchell: No, that didn't really happen. I'm just trying to get back at you for bailing on me.
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Cameron: [aside to camera] When Mitchell and I first met, I may have exaggerated my interest in adventurous travel by implying that I had any. But it's one of the things he loves most about me, and I can't tell him the truth now. It would be like Lewis telling Clark that he didn't like to walk. Side note: We're very good friends with a couple named Lewis and Clark. Clark bought a big, sparkly belt in New Orleans that he calls his Louisiana Purchase.
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