Luke Quote #40
Luke: I can't believe we have our own hotel room.
Manny: Score! There's an iron in here! Don't you want to keep our room neat? You know, in case we entertain.
Luke: Who would we entertain?
Manny: I noticed some lovely tweens down by the kids' club. Maybe we can find a nice spot near them by the pool and send over a couple of virgin mai tais. They may be interested in two sophisticated men like us.
Luke: I am a bathroom martian! Beep, boop, boop. I am from the nebula of the Great Toilet. Beep, boop. Beep, boop, bop.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Hawaii’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I thought that one of the advantages of marrying an older guy was that I was going to be able to relax. But all this swimming and running and rowing, it's just like how some of my relatives got into this country.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] When Mitchell and I first met, I may have exaggerated my interest in adventurous travel by implying that I had any. But it's one of the things he loves most about me, and I can't tell him the truth now. It would be like Lewis telling Clark that he didn't like to walk. Side note: We're very good friends with a couple named Lewis and Clark. Clark bought a big, sparkly belt in New Orleans that he calls his Louisiana Purchase.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] In nature, fathers are known to eat their young. Is it because they're delicious? No. It's because they want to give their female- bear, giraffe, what have you- the honeymoon they never had. Just to be clear, I'm not condoning eating your kids, but I sure as heck know why giraffes do it.
Claire: What?