Jay Quote #145
Quote from Jay in Airport 2010
Manny: Guess where the world's largest wind generator is.
Jay: Is it right behind me?
Manny: Nope. It's on the island of Oahu. I'm thinking about using it in my song about Hawaii.
Jay: What song?
Manny: Didn't Mom tell you?
Gloria: Surprise! The whole family's putting on a show for you for your birthday. Everybody's performing. Even Phil brought his dummy. Isn't that great? Jay?
Jay: Oh, I'm sorry. I was just thinking how tragic it would be if I fell into that volcano.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Airport 2010’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] If you show enough houses, you learn all the tricks. Every Realtor is just a ninja in a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere, but not me. I'm completely clueless.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] Nobody likes a crying baby on a flight. It's-It's very stressful.
Mitchell: Uh, last year I flew back from New York next to a baby who was very upset the entire flight, and it was hell.
Cameron: I was on that flight with you, and I don't recall- Oh, I get it. You're talking about me. That's very funny.
Mitchell: Yeah, we couldn't get tickets to Billy Elliot.
Cameron: All he wanted to do was dance, and that's my story.
Mitchell: Five hours of this.
Cameron: [northern English accent] I just want to dance at the ballet!
Quote from Phil
Phil: [cell phone ringing] Quick. Who sang "Evil Woman"?
Mitchell: What?
Phil: [answering phone] ELO!