Luke Quote #28
Quote from Luke in Starry Night
Luke: I did it.
Phil: Hey.
Claire: Oh, my God.
Luke: Do you like it?
Claire: I-I- I love it. Did you do this?
Phil: All him.
Luke: I used Mr. Potato Head ears because van Gogh cut his ear off. And there's money because his paintings sell for, like, a bajillion dollars, which is sad because he died broke.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Starry Night’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: Why did he paint The Starry Night? Maybe because the sky is beautiful, and everybody likes looking at it, and it reminds us that something's up there watching over all of us- Aliens, who could be here in a second to liquefy us and use us as fuel. So wake up, people. We're next.
Alex: Mom! You better get down here!
Quote from Luke
Luke: [wearing noise-cancelling headphones] Wah! Wah! No one can hear me now. Whoo! Everybody is stupid except me. Ha, ha, ha. I am funny.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Claire, I know you've got your methods, but so do I. And I'm sorry, but I'm not a micromanager. Trust me, I can provide Luke with the tools and guidance he needs without, uh, smothering him.
Claire: You think I smother our child?
Phil: It's not your fault, honey. "Mother" is part of the word. You never hear of anyone being "sfathered" to death.