Alex Quote #26
Claire: You know, honey, I think I know why you don't wanna go tonight.
Alex: Because school dances are lame?
Claire: No. 'Cause you don't know how to dance.
Alex: That's not it.
Claire: I can help you with that. Come on. Come on.
Alex: Oh, God, no. No, Mom.
Claire: Oh, yeah. Back in the day, I was quite the dancer. [dance]s
Alex: Oh, my God. You and Dad together suddenly makes so much sense.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Fears’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Let me feel you. Ay, papi, but you're not warm.
Manny: Uh, probably because you were cooking and your hands are warm. I better skip the party tomorrow just to be safe.
Gloria: Oh. Yeah, the party.
Jay: What?
Gloria: [whispering] The party.
Jay: I understand about 20% of what goes on around here.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: How about we take him to the pier and go fishing, huh? Manny!
Jay: He likes to fish?
Gloria: Yeah. He comes from a long line of fishermen and smugglers. But I encourage the fishing.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: [aside to camera] The party is at an amusement park, and Manny's afraid of roller coasters.
Jay: Poor kid.
Gloria: I don't know where he gets his fear from because his father's not afraid of anything. No bulls, no heights, no helicopters, no fast cars-
Jay: But go to dinner with him and wait for the check to come. Then you'll see fear in his eyes. Like the waiter's a ghost.