Jay Quote #110
Gloria: Vamos, Jay.
Jay: No, I'm not going on that. That's bad for my back.
Gloria: Your back is fine.
Jay: I got an inner-ear thing.
Gloria: Oh, please. Don't tell me you're scared too.
Jay: Scared? What is this "scared" stuff? What am I, a child? I'm not scared.
Gloria: You see? You're the worst liar.
Manny: Well, if he's not going, I'm not going.
Gloria: Oh, for God's sake, fine! I'll go alone. Here. Take my girlie purse and you my floppy hat, and if you need it, there's the ladies' room.
Manny: I'm not man enough to fight this. Here. Hold my purse.
Jay: Oh, hell!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Fears’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Let me feel you. Ay, papi, but you're not warm.
Manny: Uh, probably because you were cooking and your hands are warm. I better skip the party tomorrow just to be safe.
Gloria: Oh. Yeah, the party.
Jay: What?
Gloria: [whispering] The party.
Jay: I understand about 20% of what goes on around here.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: How about we take him to the pier and go fishing, huh? Manny!
Jay: He likes to fish?
Gloria: Yeah. He comes from a long line of fishermen and smugglers. But I encourage the fishing.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: [aside to camera] The party is at an amusement park, and Manny's afraid of roller coasters.
Jay: Poor kid.
Gloria: I don't know where he gets his fear from because his father's not afraid of anything. No bulls, no heights, no helicopters, no fast cars-
Jay: But go to dinner with him and wait for the check to come. Then you'll see fear in his eyes. Like the waiter's a ghost.